"Hey guuurl! I'm LSP, and this is my lumping ask/RP blog! It's, like, kinda lame but way less lame than, like, your blog. Feel free to send me asks, M!As, RP starters, and or tag me in your posts without a hyphen, 'cos I'm bored and not having any fun! Buuuuumps!"


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cxndyprince:

Gumball blanched and stumbled back, tossing his 

cookie  away  from  himself  like   the   biohazard  it
apparently   was.    That    was    the    last   time  he
ever gave an ugly cookie a chance.

"Oh, gross!” he whined. 

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"That’s it! I can’t eat mine. Not after that."

"No no no no! I did not eat that junk for nothin’!"

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"You’re gonna eat one, too, if its the last thing you do!" Lumpy Space Princess threatened, picking up the cookie he was about to eat. Although she would never admit it, LSP was most likely the reason their peanut butter cookies turned out the way they did. However, that wasn’t going to stop her from forcing Prince Gumball to share that awful, awful taste.

leafyhaven:

whatevers-2009:

Send me a ✉ and I will generate a random text from this website that my muse will send to yours.

TO: [Random Number]

MSG: i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.

TO: [Unknown number]

MSG: Who are you?

TO: [Random Number]

MSG: Here ill text u a selfie

IMG MSG: 

RP Starter, I guess?

killer-kiana:

"It’s fine, just don’t do that again. Or that," she adds as she wipes her cheek with the back of her hand. "Rule one. No kissing. Or physical contact. Also, don’t touch my…stuff…" She trails off, seeing LSP’s excited expression. This should be interesting, she thought to herself. Never having a roommate, even if it is just one night, might be a lot to handle.

"But this whole plot of land is yours!" LSP whined ungratefully. "Its lumping impossible for me to not touch your stuff unless you, like, want me to float 24/7!”

Saiyan Legend Will: (Trains near a lake until he sensed a presence.) "Huh? Is someone out there?" (Sways his Saiyan tail.)

saiyanlegendwill:

whatevers-2009:

"It me."

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S. L. Will: “I’m so sorry..! Heh heh..! It’s hard to remember stuff when going through a lot of situations. I’m really sorry. LSP, right? So, how are you?”

"Welllll, I’m pretty lumping starving and I saw you over here and remembered that your wife or whatevs makes a mean meatloaf and junk," LSP recalled.

"Long story short, I want some…like, right now."

Saiyan Legend Will: (Trains near a lake until he sensed a presence.) "Huh? Is someone out there?" (Sways his Saiyan tail.)

saiyanlegendwill:

whatevers-2009:

"It me."

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S. L. Will: “Ohh..! Hey, there. What’s your name?”

"Do you seriously not lumping remember me?" LSP asked, offended.

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"I’m the hottie who saved you in the Rock Candy Mountains that one time."

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✉Omg

esther-the-cosmic-princess:

whatevers-2009:

Send me a ✉ and I will generate a random text from this website that my muse will send to yours.

TO: Esther<3

MSG: As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!

TO: LSP

MSG: Whatever, check under your sleeping bag again

Hours later…

TO: Esther<3

MSG: U were right

✉ [ Marceline has been drinking her ass off all day and is very, v e r y drunk ]

Send me a ✉ and I will generate a random text from this website that my muse will send to yours.

TO: MTVQ

MSG: I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be lumping magical.

Lived long enough to become a villian

burninghonesty:

Leave ‘Lived long enough to become the villain’ to get a glimpse of my muse being a villain.

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"NO KINGDOM WILL ESCAPE MY FLAMES! NOT EVEN THOSE IN THE HEAVENS!"

"What about the one in Lumpy Space?"

//will reply to the rest of the envelopes tomorrow!//

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